WORST SONG EVER!!!….with no one even close in 2nd place

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PLEASE READ

If eyes or ears start to bleed while reading and listening to this,
PLEASE head to the nearest stereo and put on
Van Halen’s “Fair Warning” album.

 The effects should wear off soon

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Just when I thought Lil Wayne was handed the WORST SONG EVER crown for “How To   Love,” I get blindsided like a Michael Oher block downfield in full steam stride.

This list is not to be confused with WORST of 2011 as this is ALL TIME.

http://pete3d.blogspot.com/2012_01_01_archive.html

 Apologies to:
Rebecca Black “Friday”
Ricky Martin “She Bangs”
Aqua “Barbie Girl”
Crash Test Dummies “MMM MMM MMM MMM”
Europe “The Final Countdown”
Baja Men “Who let The Dogs Out?”
Starship “We Built This City”
Sisqo “Thong Song”
“Macarena” by those two Mexican guys
Ke$ha “We r Who We R”
Cunt
 The Beach Boys “Kokomo”
 Redknex “Cotton Eyed Joe” …..

WELL, the new song by Nicki Minaj “Stupid Hoe” TAKES it and KEEPS it FOREVER….this song makes the ABOVE and BELOW videos seem like “Stairway to Fucking Heaven”


Nicki the “How”

 A brief history in video form.

Don Johnson

Don Johnson “Heartbeat” (1986)

Captain & Tenille “Muskrat Love” (1980)

Minnie Riperton “Loving You” (1979)

Richard Harris “MacArthur Park” (1968)

The Cheeky Girls

The Cheeky Girls “Cheeky Song” (2002)

Cliff Richard “The Millenium Prayer” (1999)

Billy Ray Cyrus “Achy Breaky Heart” (1993)

Achy Breaky Ape Drape Mullet

 Kanye West “Gold Digger” (2005)

great so you cashed in on Ray Charles…..rapping over the same bass is not MUSIC…sorry

Kanye The Moron

 and NOW the moment you have been killing your ears for…..

LET ME REPEAT THE FOLLOWING

************DISCLAIMER***********

PLEASE READ

If eyes or ears start to bleed while reading and listening to this,
PLEASE head to the nearest stereo and put on
Van Halen’s “Fair Warning” album.

 The effects should wear off soon

************DISCLAIMER***********

and the BASS sounds like Gold Digger…go figure one pathetic rapper stealing from another.

 Nicki Minaj “Stupid Hoe” (2012)

“HOE” is pronounced “HOW”

No Nicki YOU ARE THE "HOW"

145718 people who “LIKE” this are FUCKING MORONS

and yes she is the female WEEZY which means she is the female version of Lil Wayne….no explanation necessary

BET banned this not because of being controversial but hopefully because it sucks dirty ass.

and insult to injury is having to sit through a VEVO ad to wait to see this fucking shit.

I guess my MAIN QUESTION is this.  When did music become so simple that THIS IS A HIT?

Music has been going downhill for a while and RAP used to be genuine and original, but as soon as Master P came up with simple that made money, every rapper just talks over a simple drum machine and morons buy it.

One of them is Lil Wayne

Does anyone ever think to themselves “Can I dance to it?” “Can you sing along to this?”  I mean the first time I see people in their cars singing “Stupid Hoe” I will run them off the road.

I just don’t get where a bass drum and clapping is music.  And those repetitive lyrics that go nowhere.  Now I get that music trends have gone here, but do people really like this and if so, well I really don’t want to see them.  The fact that they like this explains A LOT.

This song PROVES beyond the shadow of a doubt that MUSIC as we know it is DEAD….at least hiphop is…

READ THIS: http://www.cratekings.com/official-top-11-reasons-why-hip-hop-is-dead-dj-trends/

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 Now relax and ENJOY why we LOVE music in the first place.

Van Halen – “Mean Streets” (1981)

VAN HALEN 1980
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