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OK so ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR when you can blow shit up and its OK.
It’s HARD, Heavy, Soft, Up, Down and ALL Around.
With Texas being hotter than the sun this past summer we couldn’t buy fireworks. I’m not saying it was HOT, but if you spun your tires too much you could cause a fire.
|I typed in HOT TEXAS and got this. OH WELL!|
It was drier than a prom queen, I think.
Cue the “HOW DRY WAS IT?” jokes…
Some driving songs to get you to where you are going….
……and for the long stretch of nothing but trees and no rest stops…..30 minutes of PURE JAM provided by Panic….
So now you are there….remember…..you better have the above or you’ve fucked up already and you haven’t even begun your odyssey….
Its pretty strange but then again so is my taste in music.
This Mashup is one of the best I have ever heard and it’s the Beastie Boys again…..
TURN THIS UP!!!!!!
and for the crazier fuckers out there….here….REAL RAP
BUT REMEMBER BE FUCKING CAREFUL!!!!!
And from arguably one of the best all around albums EVER……
The 1991 Lenny Kravitz album “Mama Said”.
After all there are still dumbasses out there. And if you hear someone say “HEY WATCH THIS” ….run the other way….
It wouldn’t be a July 4th blog without REDNECKS….so Lynyrd Skynyrd….
and always remember….
and NOW ….Rednecks being well…..REDNECKS!!!!! Happy 4th
|Stupid fucking Florida|
|No comment but there are like 3 I can think of right off the bat.|
|Why do rednecks shoot fireworks out their ass?|
for the drive back….relax
and always remember this kids….shooting fireworks at each other or resting them on your genitals is never a good idea….NEVER.