Music To Make You Deaf As You Drive

Kim Being Innocent

Ok so about a month ago a friend, Kim posts on Facebook (Go Figure) that she had her music so loud at the stoplight that the woman on side of her gave her a look then asked her to turn it down.  We’ve all been in this predicament.  So without hesitation Woman A pulled out a rocket launcher and destroyed Woman B’s car.

Well after hearing this incredible story I was inspired to write.  This is a list of songs that when they come on I immediately turn it up to 11 or in the case of my new truck, 38, whatever the HELL that means.  Whatever the case its fucking loud and you know what they say If Its Too Loud You’re Too Old.  And furthermore these are songs you sing along so loud to that others can hear you over the music.  Case in point, the end of Otherside by RHCP does this to me every time to this day.

More criteria for the list also includes songs that are impossible to listen to at a low volume level….

OK so roll down the windows and piss off the neighborhood.

Disclaimer:  This is MY list so it is subject to scrutiny.  Please add where necessary and I probably forgot many of them.  But know that ALL Tool, Black Sabbath and Rage live turned up to 38 in my truck.  
And here are the givens or songs you’ve already heard a million times so you already know…

Red Hot Chili Peppers – Otherside
Lynyrd Skynyrd – Freebird
Heart – Crazy On You
Police – Message In A Bottle
ANY Zeppelin
.38 Special – Hold On Loosely

Disclaimer 2:  Above story might have been exaggerated a little to protect the parties involved.

Disclaimer 3: Names have been changed to protect the innocent.    Ex. Kimberly is now Kim.

Aerosmith – Train Kept A Rollin

Van Halen – DREAMS – The original and best video

Foo Fighters – The Pretender

Alice In Chains – WOULD?

Metallica – Wherever I May Roam

Twisted Sister – Burn In Hell

Mötley Crüe – Wild Side

Judas Priest – Heading Out To The Highway

AC/DC – Shoot To Thrill

Blue Oyster Cult – Burning For You

Incubus – Pardon Me

Disturbed – Rise

Journey – Stone In Love

Scorpions – No One Like You

Iron Maiden – Two Minutes To Midnight

Ministry – Just One Fix

Foo Fighters – Bridge Burning


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