Grammy 2016 or whatever it is now….

I really miss days when winning a Grammy meant something.

I will go to my 2014 review first…..UGH


Music is such a sad state of affairs nowadays…..I know many will disagree but music today is NOT music.  I am part of the older generation and everyone’s parents always hated their kids music.  I GET IT.  I watched the Grammys because I am subjected to it in the car with my 5 year old and 12 year old.  I don’t listen to today’s pop or rock for the most part because it all sounds the same so I wasn’t expecting to know some of the artists but when Willie, Kris and Merle came out, it was amazing that the song is over 30 years old and everyone knew it.  I was impressed to see a few young black and white people in the audience singing along. THAT IS STAYING POWER.  30 or 40 years from now NO ONE will probably know ONE SONG from this era of music. It also seems like to me they have to have a “big theatrical show” just to make the song interesting. There’s just no class in some music nowadays. It’s just about the show. 

“The Day The Music Died!”…..GRAMMYS 2014

RIP 1/26/2014 

Hollywood and the music industry are made up of “flash in the pan” people…like the One Hit Wonders of the 70s and early 80s.  No REAL staying power in either industry anymore.  The producers aren’t interested in talent ….that takes too long to culminate.  They’re only interested in the money regardless of how short term it is.  Hollywood and the Music mecca has gone bonkers. Referring to each other as “the greatest ever”, or “your God”. etc. It must be a lonely world up top from what I hear. And with all that fame and fortune can they really trust anyone?     

The Grammys have morphed over the last 20 years into a freak show. Music as an art, has taken a sharp noise dive. Why don’t they give an award EVERY YEAR to the inventor of Autotune which allows people who can’t read a note or sing an opportunity to call themselves singers? I’d pay big bucks to hear a no talent like Kanye West (winner of 21 Grammies) sing a standard WITHOUT Autotune or ANY special effects.

As far as the Grammys…..Worst Grammy’s show ever! … and the biggest turn off… the mass gay wedding. I have nothing against a person’s choice, but I’ve had it with this “gay agenda” nonsense being forced in front of my face by every form of media. Could they keep politics out of music?  Where did the marriage fit in? Talk about pushing it down your throat. Another reason why I don’t watch these sick shows, nor would I want my kids to watch.  Never let a good awards show go to waste to promote your agenda, huh Hollywood?  A music awards show is definitely not the place for any weddings, gay or otherwise. I am so sick and tired of having gay rights slammed into my ears. So you’re gay, get on with life then and leave me the heck alone. If i want to see a gay couple get married then i will go to somebody’s wedding. As far as the mass gay wedding well I thought I was tuning into The Grammys not a political statement. We are tired of Politics infiltrating entertainment. We pay to see entertainment not politics. Just complete non-sense.   I thought the Grammys was about music, not politics. that’s the last time I watch the Grammys… it’s been going downhill for too many years!

I watched the entire broadcast last night and counted ONE performance that could actually be called quality music worthy of a Grammy. Keith Urban’s “Cop Car” with Gary Clark Jr. was pure unadulterated MUSIC. No fire, no half-naked dancers, no fog machine, no laser light show, no rap, no twerking and no censored lyrics. It was basically two musicians singing a great song and playing amazing guitar, just pure music.. The rest of the acts were marginal at best. Even Sir Paul was actually pretty average.  Then you have Ringo Starr with Peter Frampton (if anyone noticed) singing a song from 1973 so he could shamelessly promote his book of photographs.

And what’s with these Grammy performances that have very little to do with music anymore? I mean, Taylor Swift didn’t go overboard, but did you see Katy Perry’s performance? It’s like they have to go way over the top to sell their music. NO integrity.

Now, to why I REALLY wrote this….

First of all, I can’t stand either of “Tha Carters”. They are both so full of themselves. I don’t think that they were impressive.  Beyonce and Jay Z are the King and Queen of what?  


Beyonce, looked and sounded drunk, her strut and attire can be seen on any stage with a pole. Jay-Z dances like a white boy and his rants of unintelligible gibberish that everyone thinks they must have illustrates how tasteless our society is becoming. That performance was awful and the song is worse.  They had all the special affects and distractions needed to take viewers and listeners away from the musicality. It’s less about making music and more about “the show”.   These two are so overrated! Please leave!

Why did Beyoncé dress like a stripper?  Why don’t women dress to show their talent instead of T&A? How are we going to get respect for our talent with the emphasis on the wrong kind of attention? Do you remember the fight for women’s rights or read about it in school? Women used to demand their rights now they are being fodder for the sexual advertisements. Women dress how you want to be treated. Disappointed in the emphasis in this show. All flash, no substance. Sad.   

Consider this….. The Beatles never used light shows, dancers or any of the the technical magic.

Seriously, and people calling Beyonce the Lord?  Child please, go and take several seats. There is only one Lord and she ain’t it! His name is Jesus!   Both Jay-z and Beyonce are Illuminati puppets anyway.

If you really think about the words “talent” and “artist” these two do not even scratch the surface of what those two words mean. Nor do most of the other top 40/Hip Hop acts of today. What passes for artistry and talent now days is hype, pure and simple. Hype that is projected by image. What do these images say besides “sex is hot” and “look at how attractive and sexy I am.” None of these so called artists have anything real to say half the time. Yet they are put on this level of such extreme hype. It’s just sad that anyone would be so unable to recognize true artistry and replace it with this garbage instead.

I figure that the less talent an artist has, the more, gyrating, twerking, etc.. they have to do on stage so hopefully, nobody will notice the pathetic lack of talent!  Watching Beyoncé (who has a so-so voice; not terrible but not great) wear the skimpiest costumes, bump, gyrate, and stick her booty out to the audience like she wants somebody to “come up from behind and do her from the rear” is disgusting. How is anyone supposed to take her music seriously? I’m so glad I grew up in the 70’s. We had an abundance of talent; and still do! Young people today are doomed to a no-talent bunch of losers.

Madonna was awful, I was waiting for Oompa Loompas to come out. It’s time for Madonna to come out of the closet. She looks like a drag queen (sorry Caitlyn Jenner so do you)

Taylor Swift was such a joke. I thought Pink was great. I loved the aerial act.  That took a lot of skill and a lot of practice to put on Pink’s flawless performance. I would rather watch that then Taylor Swift looking like a teenager having a seizure on stage. That’s not even cute. Taylor Swift is a spotlight hog. I’m sick of seeing her everywhere. And Taylor…..releasing an album that is country and pop to grab two genres gets you nothing overalll….stick to one GENRE.

I thought the Imagine Dragons and Kendrick Lamar song was ok but then again….what am I comparing this to?

I felt very bad for Kris Kristoferson. His voice isn’t anywhere near what it used to be. Merle Haggard and Willie Nelson were just OK but seemed to lose it at times. If it weren’t for Blake Shelton bailing them out it really would have been terrible although Willie did hit some very good notes in his first song.  A senile nightmare. The couldn’t remember how to sing, any of the lyrics or when it was their turn. Not everyone can perform in their 80’s and its ok to lay it down rather than embarrass yourself and that was borderline embarrassing.

Not a huge Beatles fan but seeing Paul and Ringo together on stage again was key. Although Ringo really wasn’t playing the drums for the song (he did some drumming but just followed the other drummer) it was really good seeing him and Paul embrace at the end.

And as far as Daft Punk, Pharrell, Nile Rodgers and Stevie Wonder. BRILLIANT!!!

The song is brilliant as its timeless, original and that is why it won. 

Metallica and Long Duck Dong (ok Lang Lang)?  And those of you who thought the Metallica performance was good haven’t seen them LIVE before as that was horrible in comparison…they need to tighten it up even at their age.  Because if you want to get out and perform at that age you better be able to…….

And why was the piano turned up so loud? Also Metallica has gotten sloppy over the last few years….see album with Lou Reed.   

And speaking of Metallica, why did they need to be there performing a song that was over 25 years old?  I realize “One” is a classic but seriously it just didn’t fit.  

Maybe its just me but why does everyone have to “collaborate” to make a song these days. Take a look as almost EVERY song is someone with someone else.  

The best performance of the night (and I use the word BEST loosely) was NIN and Queen of the Stone Age and they cut them off.  It was just surreal.


The music industry died and someone forgot to tell these people. As much as I don’t care for Country music, at least the awards are more about music and less about trash as was exhibited with Grammys 2014.

Ashamed isn’t it?  The music industry slowly dying in front of our eyes, (ears), I have wondered, since its very conception, how anyone could call mumbling into a microphone music. Although it does open up the category to the totally tone deaf, and talentless mumblers the music industry seems to be dominated by these days. I really would love to see a demographics on who is buying their shit. I have a feeling they are buying it themselves. 

The other amazing (not) thing about the music industry is, instead of great music, it seems the performances that go with it are more important than the actual music. Everything has to be a half assed attempt at a Vegas production number, with the scantly dressed women singing and strutting their stuff. 

People don’t buy music the way they use to any more, They blame the internet, but the real reason is where 1 tune, and I use the word loosely, may draw attention, everything else on an album is SHIT.  The internet offers you the opportunity to just own the single again, as in the old days of the 45’s. 

I know every generations parents have complained about their children’s music. And I certainly do complain, but, for me I am so insulted by what they call music today, and I only turn the radio on when kids ask. And I do morn “The day the music died!”

I would like to offer my condolences on the death of music. I’m sure its in a better place.


Hopefully it makes people appreciate the amateur talent playing in bars.

 It’s live, not synced and not at the mercy of the might music industry.

PS:  Sorry Sean Lennon , no one notice your attempt to look like your dad.

When a real estate commercial featuring a song from over 25 years ago dominates the Grammys, you know music of today is horrible.

2014 Coldwell Banker TV Ad: Home Sweet Home

Motley Crue – Home Sweet Home


NOW my review of Grammy 2012

WOW where do I start with this fucking nonsense?

I watched because I care about the future of music and right now it needs to be euthanized on ALL levels.

Watching the Grammy’s and Lady Gaga looks like something that got caught up in a BP oil spill clean up net. I personally think she looked better as a unhatched alien egg.

With that said….I sat through this so-called awards show with the hope that a nuclear device would be dropped on the arena killing only Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Coldplay, Nicki Minaj and Maroon 5.

I did watch to see Adele perform because not since the song “Funkytown” by Lipps Inc I have been engulfed in one song or songs by an artist.

Adele is FUCKING AMAZING from her singing voice to her speaking voice to her overall beauty regardless of her above average size.  At last check, a little meat on women’s bones is more attractive, just saying.

OK lets get down to it.

I guess I will break this down chronologically since that is the best way to remember.

The Red Carpet 

I happened to flip by E! and when I did TWO things came to mind…..

1) Why is E! STILL not in HD?

2) Why is Nicki Minaj dressed up like Red Riding Hood and walking with the Pope?

The answer to question 1 is probably because the Kardashians would show flaws in HD and the answer to question 2 is because she is a moron and her performance of “Roman Holiday” proved it.


Bruce Springsteen opened ……NEXT

Well LL Cool J hosted and that is not so bad as he led off with a prayer to recognize the death of Whitney Houston.

“There is no way around this. We had a death in our family”, ”our sister Whitney.” said LL Cool J

First OFFICIAL performance was from Bruno Mars and all I can saw is WOW

Song is ”Runaway Baby” and it is ONE CHANNEL but worth the watch…

….dude was channeling his inner James Brown and it fucking rocked to put it simple.  It was OLD SCHOOL.

And a damn good song to boot….I am not a big fan of his but he is definitely NOT like the other wannabe’s on the radio today….

Next Bonnie Raitt and Alicia Keys sing “Sunday Kind Of Love” by Etta James in a mini-tribute to her.  I am still trying to figure out when Alicia Keys ate Etta James remains

Adele wins FIRST of SIX.

Chris Brown performs and NO women were hurt during his performance…..thank God.

Next Fergie and some guy who was married to Jennifer Lopez’s ass give away an award for “Best Rap Performance” which is a misnomer being ALL rap is the same one tempo song with a fucking beeping noise in the background.  But hey you kids like it….I weep for the youth.

Kanye and Jay-Z win but why show up since you are too good for an awards show.  Or too busy making more stupid songs like “Niggas in Paris”….with the aforementioned beeping noise.

Jason Aldean and Kelly Clarkson sing and the world wonders when Kelly Clarkson ate Alicia Keys.

Jack Black intros Foo Fighters and the song is OK but it is not even close to being as good as “Times Like These” or “The Pretender” yet the crowd is jumping up and down like they all just won the lottery.

MEMO to Grammys: Can you please tone the crowd in the pit down as they are flipping morons swaying their arms back and forth and clapping off time to every song?  TOO MUCH RED BULL to those kids.

The Adele Target commercial is KEY…the little girl can sing….and Adele TOO

NEXT is Rihanna and Coldplay….Rihanna plays a song that sounds like  every other dance song with the repetitive club beat…..NEXT

Its 8:15 at this point and I am dying.

Foo Fighters win “Best Rock Performance” and Dave Grohl says the band made the album in the garage with a tape machine then made some remarks that were clearly directed at pop artists who opt to autotune rather than develop their musical talents.

“To me this award means a lot because it shows that the human element of music is what’s most important,” he said, as members of the audience began to applaud. “Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument and learning to do your craft, that’s the most important thing for people to do.

Dave Grohl is also wearing a Slayer T-shirt and for the record, Foo Fighters was the only real Rock group in that category anyway.

and in a TWIST OF HUGE IRONY Dave Grohl’s message about the simple essence of making music drowned out by an LMFAO segue and the lights going out on him as he screams “LONG LIVE ROCK”

Maroon 5 and Foster The People sing Beach Boys tunes in awful fashion then the Beach Boys come out and in awful fashion sing a Beach Boys tune, but they are so old everyone claps. Also, no one who is old enough to remember them never thought Brian Wilson and Mike Love would ever take the stage together AGAIN.

STEVIE WONDER comes out and NOW I am thinking we will have a jam but he just thanks Whitney and then Chris Brown wins an award for an R&B album entitled L.A.M.E. I mean F.A.M.E. but it was the best of the worst so go figure.  He thanks no one in particular when he should have thanked his anger management coach.

8:45pm and a band called the CIVIL WARS come out and tear my head off in awe…..FUCKING GREAT GROUP and its only TWO PEOPLE…..and then Taylor Swift comes on and it looked like fucking Hee-Haw for a second and the Twitter world felt the same way.

Taylor Swift is talented but I don’t think as talented as people say and I think people are afraid to criticize her because she might break in half.

Adele wins AGAIN

Katy Perry sings…..NEXT…nothing to see here unless you like this…..

Lady Antebellum win…..and then Gwyneth Paltrow walks up and you hear a collective sigh of relief when they realize she is NOT going to be singing.    She introduces Adele finally singing after vocal chord surgery….it is soulful and awe inspiring and after we get this 30 second standing ovation.  I think everyone thought the show was over only to realize it still had an hour and a half left.  I hit the DVR button so I could FF through the rest…..THANK GOD…so for sake of sanity I will do the same here.

Tony Bennett and Carrie Underwood perform.

Glen Campbell performs.

Adele wins AGAIN

Similar to this and no choreography could capture the emotion of Minaj’s perfectly put-on nasty face upon losing Best Rap Performance

Bon Iver wins “Best New Artist” and Nick Minaj’s face when she loses is PRICELESS.

Jennifer Hudson pays tribute to Whitney Houston.

The “DEAD MUSICIAN” montage and noticeably missing are Etta James and Don Cornelious even though they mentioned them during show but they mentioned Whitney Houston and SHE was part of montage….BE CONSISTENT

The overhyped “Dance” segment with David Guetta, Chris Brown, Lil Wayne, Foo Fighters and Deadmau5 (scratching head)

Why does EVERY techno radio song have that SAME tempo that eventually rises to a peak then levels off so everyone can jump around?  its fucking ridculous and predictable but then again so is everything today.


Drake comes out and introduces Nicki Minaj and for the next 5 or so minutes we are treated to a copy of a Lady Gaga show which was copied from Madonna.  Words can’t describe how I feel about Nicki Minaj because she is just horrible.  Al l she can do is rap really fast but her music is predictable and lame and she looks possessed.


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And I am not the only one as EVERYONE everywhere is like “WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST WATCH?”  She is leading the charge to END pop music as we know it.  There is NOWHERE else to go….every song sounds the same and everyone copies one another….NO ORIGINALITY whatsoever and NO DEPTH….Dave Grohl said it BEST.

And Adele wins RECORD OF THE YEAR putting her at SIX and a CLEAN SWEEP…Congrats to a REAL TALENT.

Then to close out the show, Paul McCartney performs and like 4 other guitarists come out and in true ALL STAR jam style, they all try and play together… never works but the older musicians and Metallica with Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax , keep doing All Star JAMS.

OK I AM OUT…..thanks to Benda for making me write this…..CHEERS TO THE REST OF 2012 as the music can ONLY go UP at this point.


and now you know why MUSIC IS OFFICIALLY DEAD!!!



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